Today, I was bombarded with stories in the news about people doing bad things. I would like to share some of those stories with you 1) to provide an example of what NOT to do and 2) to make you feel better about how awesome of a person YOU are. Because you would never be caught doing any of these things…right??????
Here are the Top 3 bad things people did today:
#3 A mom in Lancaster, Pennsylvania was arrested after an 8-hour shoplifting spree inside Walmart. She spent the entire night in the store with her three toddlers and tried to leave with $500 worth of stolen merchandise. So, she was not only teaching her kids how to shop lift, but also how to be inconsiderate. I’m sure those kids did NOT want to hang out in Walmart for 8 HOURS. Rude.
#2 California Sheriff’s are looking for two people who bought Girl Scout Cookies with counterfeit money. Using counterfeit money is bad. Don’t do it. Making those poor Girl Scouts worry about counterfeit money is worse. They just want to worry about who sold the most cookies and who got the coolest prize, not your dumb fake money.
#1 There’s a guy who cheated on his wife, wrecked the family van and then bought a new truck that is too small for the family to use.
Good news though, the wife responded to his actions with this Craigslist ad:
Soon to be ex-husband’s GMC Sierra truck
2011 GMC Sierra
My husband wrecked our family van because of his mistress a few months ago. He sneakily bought a truck with the tax return but our family of 6 won’t fit. Since he decided that he can’t stop his affair with that sl*t who goes around with anyone, I’ve decided to sell his beloved truck and get us a normal van.
I don’t know much about it. He bought it almost 2 weeks ago and he’s the second owner. It’s a 2011 GMC Sierra that has no issue. It’s a true pleasure to drive it, even though it doesn’t have the whisles and bells of our former van.
Just under 41000 miles.
I’m asking a bit under what he paid for it: $16500. Cash.
If anyone is seriously interested, please email me.
NO SCAM please. No, I will not send it to you or accept a money transfer or check via mail.
Now, tell me about some good things you did today so we can make these lame-o’s feel worse about their life choices.