Man Has $100,000 In Plastic Surgery to Look Like Bieber

Tony Sheldon is a biiiiiiiiig fan of the Biebs. So much so that he’s had $100,000 in surgery in an attempt to look like him, including a mouth widening surgery. So far the process has taken him 5 years and he still has a nose job and jaw reduction surgery planned. This dude be cray. I wonder if he realizes he’s just gonna end up looking like Joan Rivers?


Dog Poop More Popular Than Congress

Public Policy Polling recently conducted a poll to see how the public opinion of congress was fairing in the wake of the shutdown. Some of the highlights…

Favorable Ratings: Congress vs …. (bolded shows things Congress is more popular than)

Congress (24% approval rating) vs long lines at the DMV (58%)
Congress (33%) vs IRS (42%)
Congress (31%) vs Hemorhoids (53%)
Congress (40%) vs dog poop (47%)
Congress (41%) vs toenail fungus (44%)
Congress (42%) vs cockroaches (44%)

Congress (58%) vs Charles Manson (18%)
Congress (37%) vs twerking (33%)
Congress (43%) vs zombies (37%)
Congress (46%) vs Miley Cyrus (31%)
Congress (42%) vs Honey Boo Boo (33)
Congress (40%) vs Lindsay Lohan (36%)

You can see full results of the poll here

Bey and Jay Are Gonna be All Right.

I don’t know about you, but I am often concerned about the livelihood of Beyonce and Jay Z. I mean, it’s not like they are particularly talented, popular, or business savvy.

I’m hoping you read those first lines in the most sarcastic voice your brain could muster, because they were dripping with sarcasm.

Anywho, Bey and Jay have been named Forbes’ Highest-Earning Couple. between June 2012 and June 2013 the pair made $95 million. 95 MILLION DOLLARS!

Second on the list are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, followed by Brangelina. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are in 4th, and rounding out the top 5 are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

Meanwhile, Chad and I will be over here eating our Ramen Noodles. :)


My Favorite Part of the Emmys Was…

definitely the dance number before the choreography award was given. I loved that they incorporated each of the best drama nominees. Heck! There were even Breaking Bad dancers. Something tells me Walt wouldn’t have approved of all that Pop and Locking in the lab.

I couldn’t find a decent quality shareable video to embed here so I’m going have to refer you to Entertainment Weekly to take a look. You’ll notice they were big fans of the number, but I loved it.


Ikea… It’s Like Disney World For Adults

We made a trip to Ikea over the weekend and came back with our wallets significantly lighter, but we scored lots of great stuff for our new house. ‘Course it may be 2 years before we get it all assembled.   =)

I’m pretty excited about the new bed, because the one we’ve been using is old as the hills and starting to look a little sad. Here’s the new one. YAY for extra storage!!



We also got a new chest.



A kitchen table…



And I got these chairs in super fun colors!



and now I’m broke. No more shopping until Christmas…. 2015.

Emmy Predictions

Tim and I made our Emmy predictions this morning during the Q Wake-Up Crew and they were tooooooough! We tried to go with who we thought would actually win and not who we wanted to win (Jim Parsons! Amy Poehler!) We were only divided on two categories!

Drama Series
“Breaking Bad”

“Downton Abbey”
“Game of Thrones”
“House of Cards”
“Mad Men”

Comedy Series
“30 Rock”
“The Big Bang Theory”
“Modern Family”

Lead Actor in a Drama Series
Hugh Bonneville, “Downton Abbey”
Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”
Jeff Daniels, “The Newsroom”
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”
Kevin Spacey, “House of Cards”
Damian Lewis, “Homeland”

Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Connie Britton, “Nashville”
Claire Danes, “Homeland” – Tim’s Pick
Elisabeth Moss, “Mad Men”
Michelle Dockery, “Downton Abbey”
Vera Farmiga, “Bates Motel”
Kerry Washington, “Scandal” – Brittany’s Pick
Robin Wright, “House of Cards”

Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Jason Bateman, “Arrested Development”
Louis C.K., “Louie”
Don Cheadle, “House of Lies”
Matt LeBlanc, “Episodes”
Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory” (I reeeeeally hope Jim wins!)

Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Laura Dern, “Enlightened”
Lena Dunham, “Girls”
Edie Falco, “Nurse Jackie”
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Veep”
Amy Poehler, “Parks and Recreation” (But I reeeeeally want Amy to win)

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series  (This was the category we debated the longest.)
Bobby Cannavale, “Boardwalk Empire”
Jonathan Banks, “Breaking Bad”
Aaron Paul, “Breaking Bad”
Jim Carter, “Downton Abbey”
Peter Dinklage, “Game of Thrones”
Mandy Patinkin, “Homeland”

Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Anna Gunn, “Breaking Bad”
Maggie Smith, “Downton Abbey”
Emilia Clarke, “Game of Thrones”
Christine Baranski, “The Good Wife”
Morena Baccarin, “Homeland”
Christina Hendricks, “Mad Men”

Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Ty Burrell, “Modern Family” – Tim’s Pick
Adam Driver, “Girls” – Brittany’s Pick
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, “Modern Family”
Bill Hader, “Saturday Night Live”
Tony Hale, “Veep”
Ed O’Neill, “Modern Family”

Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Mayim Bialik, “The Big Bang Theory”
Julie Bowen, “Modern Family”
Anna Chlumsky, “Veep”
Jane Krakowski, “30 Rock”
Jane Lynch, “Glee”
Sofia Vergara, “Modern Family”
Merritt Wever, “Nurse Jackie”

Miniseries or Movie
“American Horror Story”
“Behind the Candelabra”
“The Bible”
“Phil Spector”
“Political Animals”
“Top of the Lake”

Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie
Benedict Cumberbatch, “Parade’s End”
Michael Douglas, “Behind the Candelabra”
Matt Damon, “Behind the Candelabra”
Toby Jones, “The Girl”
Al Pacino, “Phil Spector”

Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie
Jessica Lange, “American Horror Story: Asylum”
Laura Linney, “The Big C: Hereafter”
Helen Mirren, “Phil Spector”
Elisabeth Moss, “Top of the Lake”
Sigourney Weaver, “Political Animals”