Top 3 Things: Spa Edition

For the first time this weekend, I experienced something physical that was so incredibly relaxing. I don’t understand why people don’t start their day off with it every morning. It was nothing short of magical and now that I’ve been through it once, I can’t wait to do it again.

 

Of course, I’m referring to my very first spa treatments! I had a facial and a full body massage and I would highly recommend doing it, if you haven’t already!

 

But like all first times, there were some pretty awkward moments. Although, I’m fairly certain that most of those awkward moments were just in my head.

 

And with that, here are the Top 3 Things that I thought about while going through my very first spa treatments:

 

 

#3 “Don’t make any weird sounds…don’t make any weird sounds…don’t make any weird sounds…don’t make any weird sounds…” Of course, it didn’t help that I had just watched this scene from Friends the day before…

 

#2 “Am I talking to much?…Am I not talking enough?” I didn’t want to be a rude massage-ee!

 

#1 “I wonder if she noticed that my legs are freshly shaved…?” It’s winter! This is the time of year when shaving is not required every day…week….month….or whatever. Of COURSE I made sure to basically give myself lots of pre-grooming so I wouldn’t be judged for my Chewbacca-legs.

Top 3 Things: Sexiest Men Edition

 

People has announced the Sexiest Man Alive for 2014. Congratulations? to Chris Hemsworth! #gorgeousman

 

As I clicked through the list of previous holders of the title of Sexiest Man Alive, I found myself wondering….who would top my own personal list of sexiest men….hmmm.

 

Here are the Top 3 Men for my own Sexiest Man Alive list:

Lets face it. This is the list to everyone wants to be on. ;)

 

#3 Ryan Gosling

 

#2 Bradley Cooper

 

#1 Benedict Cumberbatch…obviously

Who would make up YOUR Top 3 Sexiest Men Alive list??

 

Top 3 Things: Why are some commercials so awesome? Edition

Have you ever seen a commercial or an ad that blows your mind so much that you forget what said commercial or ad was really supposed to advertising?

 

Here’s are the Top 3 commercials that are so awesome, you don’t even care about anything else…ever:

 

#3 Who doesn’t love watching Ed Norton act?

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#2 #MontythePenguin

 

#1 NANNERPUSS!

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON IS BACK!

This is a big day for Marcel the Shell fans!

 

We’ve seen the first video of the tiny, matter of fact shell and he stole our hearts. Then came the second video, equally heart warming. Now there is a third installment of Marcel The Shell With Shoes On! Enjoy!

 

If you haven’t seen the first two videos, Google them. Also, keep in mind the tiny little guy is voiced by this talented lady. You’ll also get some background info if you have absolutely no idea what all of this crazy shell stuff is…

 

I’m so happy!!

Top 3 Things: Halloween Spirit Edition

Alright, you. Halloween is NEXT Friday. And I think that Halloween should be like Christmas. By that, I mean we should be in the Halloween spirit weeks before it actually gets here. So if you’re not in the creepy mood yet, it’s okay. That’s what I’m here for!

 

Here are the Top 3 VERY SHORT scary stories to give you goose bumps and will for sure put you in that crEeEeEEeepy Halloween spirit:

 

#3  “I always thought my cat had a staring problem – she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.”

 

 

 

#2 I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”

 

 

 

#1 The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.”

 

Top 3 Things: Game of Thrones Prep Edition

 

Well hello there! I don’t know about you, but I am super glad fall is here and most of my favorite TV shows are back on the air.

Only thing that would make all this better would be if Game of Thrones was back too. But alas, we must wait until Spring. Womp womp. If you’re also going through Game of Thrones withdrawal like I am, I have a few ideas for how you can pass the time and prep for the upcoming 5th season!

 

Here are the Top 3 Things you can do to get ready for the return of Game of Thrones:

 

#3 Host a Game of Thrones party! Be sure to include themed food, viewing of some of your favorite episodes and/or scenes, games and a costume contest. This will surely get you through a few hours of withdrawal.

You can send my invitation to the QMIX studios…

 

#2 Read the books. Duhdoy. Or watch something else with dragons in it. Because dragons. My recommendations? How to Train Your Dragon, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and Sleeping Beauty.

 

 

#1 Download the SWEET new app that helps you learn Dothraki! This is real life! And there was much nerd-rejoicing!

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Now go download it and get to work!

 

Oh My Pratt!

I always thoroughly enjoy the little extra promo videos that SNL posts for their upcoming shows. This one is my favorites to date. Kate McKinnon is one of my favorite cast members and Chris Pratt is one of my favorite people soooo….check it out.

Top 3 Things: Sweet Pumpkin-y Goodness Edition

Yes. Fall is coming. Yes. That means everything will be flavored with pumpkin for the next few months…at least. Yes. I’ll be consuming ALL OF IT.

 

Here are the Top 3 Pumpkin-flavored things that you never knew you needed…until now:

 

#3 Pumpkin bagels…with pumpkin cream cheese

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#2 Pumpkin Spice Oreos

Not these…

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THESE!

 

#1 Pumpkin Butter

 

What’s your favorite pumpkin-y treat?