This past weekend, some lovely person (or people) decided to break into my car and steal my purse and my sense of security. Hooray!
BUT here are the Top 3 positive things to come out of this horrific experience:
# I had a handful of my business cards that are now in said thief’s possession. Hopefully they decided to drop them into random free food raffles at my favorite restaurants. That would be the kind thing to do, I think.
#2 In my last blog, I talked about a Toothless stuffed animal gift that I had just gotten from a co-worker. Toothless is gone now. Hopefully he will find some new adventures!
#1 All my family and friends are being really awesome to me during this time of extreme frustration. So that’s nice.
Simple tonight, you guys!
Just like how the simple things in life are the things we need to appreciate most.
Here are the Top 3 simple things that made me smile today:
#3 A gift from a co-worker. It even makes a cute little sound! #Toothless #HowToTrainYourDragon #love
#2 I didn’t know this existed. I’m so glad I know now. Watch and laugh.
So, I really wanted to list my Top 3 favorite things about Guardians of the Galaxy, but I’m terrified of spoiling something for you. Go see it, love it and then come back here sometime next week for an extensive list of all my favorite parts.
Instead, I suppose I’ll talk about cats.
Here are the Top 3 Things that you can do that may just save your life, if you’re a cat owner:
#3 Build your cat some work out equipment. If your kitty is looking a little on the not-skinny side, make sure they have some jungle gym-type stuff to play around on. There are some pretty fantastic DIY instructions out there so no need to buy some expensive cat castle (pictured below for reference).
Buuuut…okay, this would be pretty rad…
#2 Litter-Tub!!! Cheap and much better than your standard little box.
You guys. This is my favorite thing right now. It has everything I never thought I wanted: track suits, fake mustaches, Kristin Stewart lip-syncing, Brie Larson doing her best boy-dance and Anne Hathaway moving her arm as a clock does when a lyric says, “ticking”. Plus so much more!
Watch for some giggles.
…not to mention the song is so rad, I can’t stand it!
If you haven’t seen the recent elevator kerfuffle with Queen Beyonce, her sister Solange and Jay-Z, here’s the link. It’s quite rough. No word yet on what is going on. With that said, I’ve thought of some other non-destructive things you can do in an elevator beside get into a Jerry Springer-like fight.
Here are the Top 3 fun things to do in an elevator:
#3 Break out in song or dance. Maybe you’ll inspire others in that small space to join you. Nothing like an impromptu dance party!
#2 Take a random elevator selfie. #LifeIsFullOfUpsAndDowns (Feel free to include random strangers. You can never have too many new friends!)
#1 This! (Don’t forget to give everyone a hug as they get off on their floor!)
What’s some weird behavior that YOU have witnessed in an elevator??
I pride myself on not being a picky eater. I’ll try anything once. I also pride myself on rarely getting hangovers. Then I found this article about hangover cures from around the world and have made the decision that I do draw the line at trying anything…
Here are the Top 3 bizarre hangover cures from around the world:
What are some crazy hangover cures that you have tried? Would you ever try one of these to get over a hangover?
PS: I clearly would not do well on Fear Factor
It’s Friday! So, I’m not going to make you read things.
Here are the Top 3 videos that you need to see (if you haven’t already):
#3 He’s from Indiana!
#2 It works so well!
#1 Vampire Bunny!!
I made the healthy life decision to start dieting this week. I wrote out a meal plan, went grocery shopping, the whole 9. The universe decided that it would also be nice to give me a cold the same week. Hooray.
In other news, I have decided that the Internet is not a good place to be if you are trying to resist delicious food temptations.
Here are the Top 3 Things that are cruel but fun for you fellow diet-ers:
#3 Here’s a ranking of the best restaurant breads. I’ll take all of them, please.
#2 Here are 14 lyrics that perfectly describe your relationship with pizza. My current relationship status with pizza: on a break.
#1 Finally! A Buzzfeed quiz that MEANS something! Which Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Are You? Here’s my result. And I want some. Now, would be good. :)
Share your flavor below!
I am officially a wimp when it comes to being sick.
I currently have what I can only imagine is the worst head cold in the known universe and I’ve decided some things.
Here are the Top 3 worst things about having a cold:
#3 Mouth breathing ruins lives. Your tossing and turning all night trying to be able to breathe out of your nose only to fall asleep trying and end up breathing out of your mouth. Then you have a sore throat the next day. Thanks, Cold.
#2 It becomes very hard to speak basic words. You try really hard to enunciate and just end up sounding silly. For example, QMIX dot com becomes QMIX dot com-b. Ugh.
#1 Ya just feel dumb. Or maybe that’s just me. My head feels like it’s not a part of my body and as a result, my brain literally has a mind of it’s own. I almost forgot to put on shoes today.
I truly understand the meaning behind the phrase “Spring Cleaning” now. I got in this weird mood over the weekend to clean, organize and purge. During the process, I discovered some things.
Here are the Top 3 Things you will love about Spring Cleaning:
#3 You may find things that you forgot you had. For me, a pair of jeans that didn’t fit right so I threw them in a bag only to uncover them months and months later. They fit like a dream now! Hooray!
#2 So much nostalgia. Oh the feelings! Being in radio since high school, I’ve collected quite a few CD’s, cassette tapes and flash drives full of the most random of audio tidbits.
#1 Once you’ve de-cluttered your space, car, mind, etc. you can go out and find more things to fill it up with!