That is NOT Bear Grylls.
THAT is Bear Grylls.
That is NOT Zac Efron.
THAT is Zac Efron. [You're welcome, btw.]
The two of them together: Running Wild with Bear Grylls and Zac Efron.
Bear Grylls is apparently a survivalist. Meaning he lives off the land and nature to survive. Apparently he has a show on TV about it. Well now, he is taking his show to celebrities and sharing his skills with them. Let’s face it. Some of these celebrities need help learning how to do things on their own.
After meeting, the two hopped on a helicopter and then parachuted out into the Catskill Mountains.
They climbed some stuff. And then Bear Grylls made Zac Efron eat a worm.
They slept in a cave. All the while, maintaining Zac’s perfect coif and showing off his guns.
But seriously though, they had a good chat about Zac’s recent stunt in rehab. They discussed how he just lived for the weekend and the feeling that he needed substances to make him happy. After he left rehab, he says it’s a struggle to not let those substances take control. And that we should all live in the moment.
“Look at my muscles and hair. Oh, yeah. My teeth are still good right? Drinking is bad.”
After a breakfast of “fern tea,” the two headed out on their next adventure. They came to a cliff. Luckily, some strange force had left a rope for them to climb across on. They used some sort of military move.
The whole time, I am thinking, “Don’t kill Zac Efron. Please, don’t kill Zac Efron…” Can you imagine the riot that would happen if Bear Grylls killed Zac Efron?
Then this happened.
Yay! They made it! More of Zac being proud of his muscles. [Don't get me wrong, if I looked like that, I'd be half naked all the time and flexing, too]
Things we’ve learned from this:
A. Bear Grylls is English.
B. Zac Efron survived stupid survalists.
C. Zac Efron is VERY proud of his guns.
D. Zac Efron is the All-American Boy-Next-Door.
E. I find Zac Efron even more adorable.
F. One More Time:
By the way, Channing Tatum will be on this show, too.
Got a kid you’ll be dropping off at college this semester? Avoid the cliche of buying these items. The probability of them using these things are nill. [They'll learn probabilities in their math class.]
10. A printer.
Most assignments can be emailed. Most colleges have computer labs with low cost printing.
The best thing to take notes with is an old fashioned laptop PC. Don’t waste your time with this one.
8. Expensive Bedding
What they have already is just fine. It will be destroyed by roommates anyway. Wait until after college to surprise them with Egyptian Cotton 900 thread count sheets.
7. HD TV
Let’s face it. They’ll netflix it, hulu it, or steal it. On their laptop.
6. An Iron
Moms. You’ll do their laundry. You’ll iron anything on their trips home. Buy yourself a new set!
Two words: Freshman 15.
4. High End Lap top
Most students won’t use all the processing power in their laptops for tasks such as word processing, social media.
3. Mini Fridge
Who seriously used this after college?
2. External Hard Drive
Chances are they know about cloud. And they’ll have a hard drive connected to the university most likely.
1. New iPhone
Don’t. Don’t do it. Wait till Christmas. Or pass their exams. Which ever comes first.
Last night, I almost threw my phone at the tv. While watching America’s Got Talent, one of my favorite male singers didn’t make the cut.
That’s Justin Rhodes. He’s a singer. A really good singer.
Aparently, his final audition was crap, according to the judges.
BUT NO! HE WAS CUT!
He was cut! But THIS guy made it through….
Yup. Me, too. Bad call, America’s Got Talent Judges. #BringJustinBack
Wednesday afternoon, a fire erupted in an Indianapolis home. At the time, 13-year-old Nick Lamb, who is deaf, was sleeping inside.
The 13-year-old boy was excited Wednesday, because he was finally old enough to stay home alone. However, the day didn’t go as planned. He usually wears hearing aids but didn’t have them in as he napped, so he didn’t hear the home’s smoke alarms
As the fire grew, Lamb’s 2-year-old pit bull named Ace licked his face, waking him up to a room full of smoke.
“My dog licked my face and woke me up,” Lamb said. “I woke up and the entire house was covered with smoke and we ran out in the backyard.”
Ace and the boy both made it outside safely. Now Ace is being hailed as a hero. And rightly so. This dog deserves the biggest steak out there!
The cause of the fire remains under investigation.