Evil Geniuses

alarm_clock_10What’s more annoying than the buzzing of an alarm clock? How about one that reminds you of your financial instability, social insecurity, and fear of death.  It’s called the ALARMclock — emphasis on the “alarm” — and it wakes you up by reminding you about all the things you tell it you’re afraid of. It will announce how much money you have (or don’t have) in the back, remind you how much you owe to debt collectors,  it can tell you how many days you have left to live  based on age, health, lifestyle, diet, family history, and other things you tell it.  That’s either going to motivate you or scare you into never wanting to leave bed.

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