It’s Family Time!

It’s inevitable. There’s gonna be some awkward conversations at Thanksgiving Dinner. “How’re your grades?” or “Alex, when are you going to make me a grandmother?” or “Hey, Mike, is that Joe guy more than your roommate?”

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving

 

1. When you see a relative approaching, play dead.

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving

 Because anything an animal can do, we can do!

 

 

2. Say that you “forgot something downstairs.”

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving

Oh, I left my bruises in the basement…

 

3. Make THEM feel uncomfortable.

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving

 C’mon, dawg. It’s a simple fist pump…

 

 

 

4. When someone tries to engage, pretend you didn’t see them.

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving

 No.

 

 

5. Spill something on them.

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving

 Omigosh! I am so sorry!

 

 

6. Do something gross.

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving
 
Excuse my snot.
 
 
 
 
 

7. Pass out mid-sentence.

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving
 
Well, yes, Aunt Peggy, as a matter of fact…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
 
 
 

8. Show off your cool new dance move.

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving
 
And exit very smoothly…
 
 

 

9. Casually blend in with your surroundings.

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving

 Good thing this sweater looks like that credenza!

 

 

10. If worse comes to worst, just grab all your favorite foods and run away.

10 Ways To Get Out Of Awkward Conversations At Thanksgiving

 Give me all the sweet potatoes!

 

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