Joanna’s Top 3: ‘Things The Bachelor Taught Me’ Edition

I’m not an avid watcher of The Bachelor. But I have seen an episode or two and was able to gain some very important knowledge.

 

Here are the Top 3 things that The Bachelor taught me:

 

#3 Do not drink a large amount of alcoholic beverages on a first date. You would think that this is a common sense thing, but The Bachelor showed us otherwise and re-affirmed a very important lesson. 

#2 Red roses are still cliche. How about we mix it up next season, The Bachelor? Give the ladies a chocolate. Or a book.

 

#1 Ugly crying is still funny. Especially when it’s over something really unimportant. 

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