and you definitely don’t get them if you’re pretending to be one. A guy in Tampa tried to pull that off at a Dunkin’ Donuts discount. Not once, but multiple times, even though they told him cops don’t get free donuts. they finally got tired of his game the other day and sent the cops after him. I would have asked him what he could do about a couple of parking tickets. Fix those, I’ll get you all the donuts you want!