I was gonna write a blog about the teenager who called 9-1-1 because there was a “giant freaking spider” in her house (sounds like something I might consider), but I couldn’t figure out a way to get the full details of the story without seeing pictures of spiders. So instead, Here’s this gem:
A man in a cow costume walked into a New Zealand grocery store (Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke doesn’t it?) and walked out with a number of porterhouse steaks. So that’s a little funny, right? Sure, but I think the best part of the story is that the police figure it was a total coincidence the man was dressed like a cow because, “animal print onesies are not uncommon clothing in New Zealand, so the thief probably wasn’t intending to look like the beef he was stealing.”
Add another item to the list of reasons I think I belong in NZ.
Oh, and add this to my Christmas Wish List.