soiled-20-dollar-billYou know you’re really drunk when you can’t tell the difference between a phone and a $20 bill!  A guy was found passed out on a bench in Iowa City early last Saturday morning and confronted by police. Cops said he smelled strongly of alcohol, had bloodshot eyes, slurred speech and poor balance. First, he tried to offer the cops some cash. Then, when cops gave him a chance to call a friend to pick him up, he put a $20 bill to his ear and attempted to talk into it. He was just trying to get a little face time with Andrew Jackson.

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