No, the guy responsible for the opening ceremonies at the Olympics isn’t dead. That was the big story yesterday. Yes, people were disappointed one of the snowflakes didn’t open into a ring during the big show Friday, but no one killed him. The story was shared over 16,000 times on Facebook and Twitter but it came from The Daily Currant — which is a satirical news site. Unfortunately, everything else that has gone wrong with the games has been true.