Driving when you’re tired isn’t safe, just ask Tracy Morgan. A company has invented the Harken which is a seatbelt with sensors in it that monitor your heart rate and breathing and will sound an alarm if it thinks you’re falling asleep. Or, you could just drive everywhere with a 5 year old because it’s nearly impossible to sleep through them asking “Are we there yet” every 20 seconds!
Bourbon may be booming and more wineries are cropping up all over the nation, yet we still like beer the most. According to Gallup, 41% of drinkers say they typically drink beer, compared with 31% who go for wine and 23% who reach for liquor. It’s the biggest gap between beer and wine in six years, and except for 2005 when wine outpaced beer, beer has been the drink of choice since the ’90s. And I’m certainly doing my part to keep it that way!
Got a kid you’ll be dropping off at college this semester? Avoid the cliche of buying these items. The probability of them using these things are nill. [They'll learn probabilities in their math class.]
10. A printer.
Most assignments can be emailed. Most colleges have computer labs with low cost printing.
The best thing to take notes with is an old fashioned laptop PC. Don’t waste your time with this one.
8. Expensive Bedding
What they have already is just fine. It will be destroyed by roommates anyway. Wait until after college to surprise them with Egyptian Cotton 900 thread count sheets.
7. HD TV
Let’s face it. They’ll netflix it, hulu it, or steal it. On their laptop.
6. An Iron
Moms. You’ll do their laundry. You’ll iron anything on their trips home. Buy yourself a new set!
Two words: Freshman 15.
4. High End Lap top
Most students won’t use all the processing power in their laptops for tasks such as word processing, social media.
3. Mini Fridge
Who seriously used this after college?
2. External Hard Drive
Chances are they know about cloud. And they’ll have a hard drive connected to the university most likely.
1. New iPhone
Don’t. Don’t do it. Wait till Christmas. Or pass their exams. Which ever comes first.
Last night, I almost threw my phone at the tv. While watching America’s Got Talent, one of my favorite male singers didn’t make the cut.
That’s Justin Rhodes. He’s a singer. A really good singer.
Aparently, his final audition was crap, according to the judges.
BUT NO! HE WAS CUT!
He was cut! But THIS guy made it through….
Yup. Me, too. Bad call, America’s Got Talent Judges. #BringJustinBack
I thought I knew everything about some of my favorite 90′s shows growing up…but apparently I didn’t!
Just when I think Jimmy Fallon can’t get any better he’s joined by Dwayne Johnson. They chatted a little about Dwayne’s workout to get ripped for the new Hercules movie, and of course it’s turned into a hilarious Fallon segment.
Check out this adorable grandpa and his surprise wedding dance. =D
Since Tim is on vacation today…I get to update you with the latest Weird Al video!
Yesterday he released “Handy”…a parody of Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy”. It’s kinda wonderful!
Watch it below!
I wonder what he will release today?!?
You guys. This is my favorite thing right now. It has everything I never thought I wanted: track suits, fake mustaches, Kristin Stewart lip-syncing, Brie Larson doing her best boy-dance and Anne Hathaway moving her arm as a clock does when a lyric says, “ticking”. Plus so much more!
Watch for some giggles.
…not to mention the song is so rad, I can’t stand it!