Top 3 Things: Simple Edition

Simple tonight, you guys!

Just like how the simple things in life are the things we need to appreciate most.

 

Here are the Top 3 simple things that made me smile today:

 

#3 A gift from a co-worker. It even makes a cute little sound! #Toothless #HowToTrainYourDragon #love

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#2 I didn’t know this existed. I’m so glad I know now. Watch and laugh.

 

 

#1 This.

 

Top 3 Things: Cat Lady Edition

So, I really wanted to list my Top 3 favorite things about Guardians of the Galaxy, but I’m terrified of spoiling something for you. Go see it, love it and then come back here sometime next week for an extensive list of all my favorite parts.

 

Instead, I suppose I’ll talk about cats.

 

Here are the Top 3 Things that you can do that may just save your life, if you’re a cat owner:

 

#3 Build your cat some work out equipment. If your kitty is looking a little on the not-skinny side, make sure they have some jungle gym-type stuff to play around on. There are some pretty fantastic DIY instructions out there so no need to buy some expensive cat castle (pictured below for reference).

Buuuut…okay, this would be pretty rad…

 

#2 Litter-Tub!!! Cheap and much better than your standard little box.

 

 

#1 This.

This Lady Can Dance!

Can this lady [and her mom jeans] come to tall the things?

Running Wild with Bear Grylls and Zac Efron

 

That is NOT Bear Grylls.

 

 

THAT is Bear Grylls.

 

 

That is NOT Zac Efron.

 

 

THAT is Zac Efron. [You're welcome, btw.]

 

The two of them together: Running Wild with Bear Grylls and Zac Efron.

 

 

Bear Grylls is apparently a survivalist. Meaning he lives off the land and nature to survive. Apparently he has a show on TV about it. Well now, he is taking his show to celebrities and sharing his skills with them. Let’s face it. Some of these celebrities need help learning how to do things on their own.

 

After meeting, the two hopped on a helicopter and then parachuted out into the Catskill Mountains.

 

 

They climbed some stuff. And then Bear Grylls made Zac Efron eat a worm.

 

 

They slept in a cave. All the while, maintaining Zac’s perfect coif and showing off his guns.

 

 

But seriously though, they had a good chat about Zac’s recent stunt in rehab. They discussed how he just lived for the weekend and the feeling that he needed substances to make him happy. After he left rehab, he says it’s a struggle to not let those substances take control. And that we should all live in the moment.

 

“Look at my muscles and hair. Oh, yeah. My teeth are still good right? Drinking is bad.”

 

After a breakfast of “fern tea,” the two headed out on their next adventure. They came to a cliff. Luckily, some strange force had left a rope for them to climb across on. They used some sort of military move.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The whole time, I am thinking, “Don’t kill Zac Efron. Please, don’t kill Zac Efron…” Can you imagine the riot that would happen if Bear Grylls killed Zac Efron?

 

Then this happened.

 

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Zac Efron NBC-Shoulders

 

ZAC EFRON NBC- CHEST HAIR

 

 

Yay! They made it! More of Zac being proud of his muscles. [Don't get me wrong, if I looked like that, I'd be half naked all the time and flexing, too]

 

 

Things we’ve learned from this:

A. Bear Grylls is English.

B. Zac Efron survived stupid survalists.

C. Zac Efron is VERY proud of his guns.

D. Zac Efron is the All-American Boy-Next-Door.

E. I find Zac Efron even more adorable.

F. One More Time:

 

 

By the way, Channing Tatum will be on this show, too.

 

 

A Cop’s Cash for Life

edna-aguayoHas a psychic ever told you anything that turned out to be true? A lottery-winning police officer in New York says a fortuneteller she saw at a carnival in 1998 predicted she’d win the lottery one day. Edna Aguayo, a 20-year police veteran who retired in 2011, is the state’s first daily Cash4Life winner, winning $1,000 a day for the rest of her life, and she knew she would. She went to the a fair and visited a psychic who not not only predicted her win, but even what game it would be in, telling her to buy ‘for life’ tickets. And, the name of the game was Cash4Life, so she bought them every Monday and Thursday and it’s paying off. She’ll get $227,410 a year after taxes for the rest of her life. Hopefully she doesn’t try to hunt her back down and get investment advice.